Doug the Neighbor...Free Advice...$1...My 250...
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The Doctor wanted me to do a stress test before I embarked on a weight loss program.
Very prudent.
The test was scheduled for the 25th, with instructions not to eat the night before, no caffeine in the morning, wear light workout clothes.
Stress test...pods attached to your chest...walk on a jogging machine with increasing speed and incline...measure your heart rate.
I had been increasing my walking distance since the Doctor called me, Doug the Tubby, and eaten the last Blue Bell Ice Cream in the freezer. I was ready.
That morning, a nurse called up.
"The insurance company has not approved the stress test. We need to cancel."
I was on my 3 mile morning walk and getting ready to move a neighbors mattress to a new apartment.
"Okay."
I went home and got a cup of coffee.
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Doug the Neighbor
Free Advice...$1
Advice is free...but if you like it...
Venmo...@Douglas-Gowland
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The Doctor wanted me to do a stress test before I embarked on a weight loss program.
Very prudent.
The test was scheduled for the 25th, with instructions not to eat the night before, no caffeine in the morning, wear light workout clothes.
Stress test...pods attached to your chest...walk on a jogging machine with increasing speed and incline...measure your heart rate.
I had been increasing my walking distance since the Doctor called me, Doug the Tubby, and eaten the last Blue Bell Ice Cream in the freezer. I was ready.
That morning, a nurse called up.
"The insurance company has not approved the stress test. We need to cancel."
I was on my 3 mile morning walk and getting ready to move a neighbors mattress to a new apartment.
"Okay."
I went home and got a cup of coffee.
-
Doug the Neighbor
Free Advice...$1
Advice is free...but if you like it...
Venmo...@Douglas-Gowland
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